Parents:  Don't forget to make us proud
Friends:  Don't forget to socialize
Teachers:  Don't forget to get A's
Strangers:  Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex:  Don't forget to look good
Society:  Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr:  Fuck the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr:  But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.